THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
