Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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