two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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