All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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