That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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