Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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