Who wears a wallet chain?!
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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