white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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