would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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