your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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