i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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