I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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