im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
