What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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