Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I'm having to shit out rocks
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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