JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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