she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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