Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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