This girl is more easily done than said...
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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