Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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