Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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