i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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