what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
