I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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