Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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