But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She is in my trunk
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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