Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
In America we eat man semen.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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