week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
