I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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