What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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