My girlfriend figured out who you are.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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