Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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