It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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