About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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