awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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