I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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