she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I think a kid would responsible me up
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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