my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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