You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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