I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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