I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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