i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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