what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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