Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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