Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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