you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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