what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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