just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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