Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor

(248): View more from Michigan

Its my greatest physical accomplishment

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.

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(917): View more from New York City

And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.

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(469): View more from Texas

I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.

(440): View more from Ohio

...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.

(513): View more from Ohio

That was a text you sent me last night.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that

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(917): View more from New York City

I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.

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