dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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